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[Денис Минэцки]

Once Upon A Time In America:
Life is stranger than shit, that's all.
I got this insurance agent, this Jew kid named David.
He conned me into every policy in the world.
Every policy, name it.
Dogs, house, wife, life, anything.
I'm drinking with the boys one night,
he comes in with his wife, a brunette with a nice ass
who works for a jeweller.
And he's still on the hustle, this guy.
So I wink at the guys, I say:
"Look, the most serious policy, you don't have me covered for."
He goes: "What's that, Joe?"
"Cock insurance."
"You make me a policy that when it doesn’t work, I get a payment.
I'll write out a check now."