"The eyes amigo, never lie" und "Say hello to my little friend"
Al Pacino in SCARFACE

Once Upon A Time In America:
Life is stranger than shit, that's all.
I got this insurance agent, this Jew kid named David.
He conned me into every policy in the world.
Every policy, name it.
Dogs, house, wife, life, anything.
I'm drinking with the boys one night,
he comes in with his wife, a brunette with a nice ass
who works for a jeweller.
And he's still on the hustle, this guy.
So I wink at the guys, I say:
"Look, the most serious policy, you don't have me covered for."
He goes: "What's that, Joe?"
"Cock insurance."
"You make me a policy that when it doesn’t work, I get a payment.
I'll write out a check now."

He thinks, and he says: "I don't know if the
actuality gauges govern this but we can make a policy.
But you got to guarantee you're in good health now."
I says: "Look, leave her with me.
Come back and see if it stands up.
If it stands up, you know I'm in good health."
The jerk leaves her. I screw her.
Not only that, she likes it.
And she tells me when her boss, the jeweller,
is shipping stones to Holland where he keeps his stash
in a drawer in the safe. Everything.
Can't ask for more, right?
Except, one better.
I never paid the first premium on the new cock policy.
Cock insurance.
Life is funnier than shit!

"I?m gonna make you an offer you can?t refuse" *:-D * ;-)

I'll be bak! (H)

чудо, как хороши цитаты, господа!

"Hast Du beim Betreten meines
Hauses ein Schild gesehen, auf dem steht: Depot fur tote Nigger? -
Nein? Das liegt wohl daran, dass dies hier kein Depot fur tote Nigger
ist!"

Pulp Fiction

Семён Семёныч

не возьми а ПОЛОЖЬ,положь трубку я тебе говорю - шляпа!

не брат ты мне- гнида черножопая.
брат